coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH

(Source: yungterra)

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

(Source: queenpalms)

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

Fall Out Boy Helps You Get Rid of That U2 Album

AMAZING!!!!!!!

(Source: youtube.com)

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itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

(Source: theblackrichardcurtis)

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littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

(Source: sofapizza)

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