catsareassholes:

acerb1a:

Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it

the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”

(Source: austin-wolf)

If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that.

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

is-it-pale-or-pail:

thelionthewitchandthetimelord:

scruffyfrank:

there are two kinds of emos

  1. happy fall out boy fans
  2. sad my chemical romance fans

3. Conflicted fans of both

4. Fans of P!atD that don’t even know what’s going on anymore

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

panicatryan:

This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters-

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

i-effed-it-all-up:

do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was