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face-down-asgard-up:

redlipstickchick:

LMFAO

oh yeah i was just thinking “i need some random ass dude to tell me how i should present myself because i can’t do anything until i know how a dude feels about it.”

wait. no i fucking wasn’t.

(Source: einsteinonacid)

konchoo:

seeleyboothfan:

pippipklooray:

glee is like that friend who was really cool when you first met and then slowly got more annoying as your friendship progressed, but you don’t want to write her off completely because her brother is really hot and you get to see him sometimes.  

What I’m getting from this is that her brother is Klaine

Blee.

You know what’s kind of beautiful?

qwexly:

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”

I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

in American we say “do fries come with that shake” when someone with a cute patootie walks by

(Source: timorleste)

acciokluddles:

I JUST TALKED TO AND HUGGED AND GOT A PICTURE WITH DIANNA AGRON. IM DYING. SHE IS SO FLAWLESS GAH

DID YOU TELL HER SHE’S MY ONE TRUE LOVE?!?!?!?!!? OMG WHAT DID SHE SAY?!!? WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?!?! WAS HER HAIR UP?!?!?! WHAT DID SHE SMELL LIKE?!?! DOES SHE SMELL AS GOOD AS DARREN!?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IZZY!!!! THIS IS THE KIND OF THING YOU TEXT A JESSEY ABOUT!!!!!! omgIamsofreakingjealousrightnow D:

(Source: kissesfromkaden)